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Sir Daft Freak: have you seen my sword, im sure i left it around here somewhere...

Ash: *picks up pinapple sword off floor* this?

Sir Daft Freak:  thank you *takes sword off Ash* *drops sword* AAARRRRGGGHHH!! why is it so hot?

Ash: oops sorry...

Lady Robinwing: Excuse me, but can I have Fluffy back? He's gotta have dinner soon.

Gwen: Sure *steps back*

Fluffy: *Trots over to little-boss*

Lewis: Do you need a hand with your sword, dude?

Saladar: [bark]

Sir Daft Freak: *sticks hand in bucket of water* how did you do that?

Ash: what, this? *sets a box on fire*

Sir Daft Freak: wow *picks up sword now that its cooled down*

Lady Robinwing: Is your hand alright, Sir Daft Freak?

Gwen: *Hair suddenly blooms flowers in it* Oh, it must be spring.

Lewis: *Stares at flowers* uhhhh...

Saladar: *Rolls eyes*

Sir Daft Freak: yes...

Ash: thats a cool sword by the way...

Sir Daft Freak: yeah i pulled it out of a box.

Ash: it was stuck in a box???

Lady Robinwing: When we tried to pull the sword out, the box came with it.

Lewis: Why didn't you just put your foot on the box?

Lady Robinwing: ... I didn't think of that...

Gwen: *Sits down on the lakeshore*

Saladar: *Lies down next to Gwen*

Sir Daft Freak: hmm that lake appeared just before you did.

Ash *staying away form lake* whats with the red pineapple thingys?

Sir Daft Freak: i dont know, but they look like our king

Gwen: Your king is a pineapple?

Lady Robinwing: No, a strawapple.

Lewis: Okaaaaayyy...

Saladar: *Stays very still*

Sir Daft Freak: hmmm i wonder where the other knights are... our king went to look for them...

(ahhh battery)

(Did your battery die on you?)

Gwen: There are more of you?

Lady Robinwing: Yes, you couldn't really have an order of knights with just two knights.

Lewis: Well, none of us know, if that's what you mean.

Saladar: *Starts exploring a bit*

(yeah, it died right after i hit the post button)

Ash: *looks at lake* whats happening to the lake?

*lake dissapears, King Daft Freak walks out from whare it was*

Sir Daft Freak: ah there is king Daft Freak.

Ash: hang on you have the same name... *confused*

Gwen: *Looks over at the approaching king* Hello!

Lady Robinwing: *Bows*

Lewis: *Says nothing, just remains wary of everyone*

Saladar: *Does much the same*

Sir Daft Freak: *bows* have you found th others?

King Daft Freak: yes, they have been captured by the boring knight.

Sir Daft Freak: we must save them!

Ash: i dont like the sound of this...

(Sorry I went AWOL, my comp had to be wiped, and I had to ask Adam what the address back here is.)

Gwen:  Who's the boring knight?

Lewis: I'm not even sure how boring a knight can be...

Saladar: [woof]

(you wont belive how many times ive dodged wiping mine)

Sir Daft Freak: He is the most normal knight ever!

Ash: im guessing thats a bad thing

Gwen: But... Knights don't tend to be very ordinary in the stories Saladar's told me. They all go off to do really brave stuff, like finding stuff and fighting monsters.

Saladar: That is actually quite correct, being a knight tends to correlate with being special in some way.

Sir Daft Freak: well he just fights dragons with a sword, in a nomal way...

Ash: umm so what do you do?

Gwen: Don't you fight with swords?

Lady Robinwing: We use special swords, mine's 2D.

Lewis: How?

Lady Robinwing: It's made with randumium and manganese.

Sir Daft Freak: And mine's just random, so random it sometimes blinds people!

Ash: wow

Gwen: How do you stop it from accidently blinding your friends when you're carrying it around.

Lewis: Probably a sheath, am I right?

(In case you don't know, a sheath is that leather thing that people put on their belts, to hold their swords)