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Abrielle: *In a ballroom, talking to some of the ladies* My father always has guests. It's become strange if I come through my house in the morning and DON'T find anyone I don't know. *Laughs*

Lady: Indeed, why, my husband. I believe he's started calling himself "the Conte", or some other nonsense, has a man in the house, whom I think is a painter. I saw him brought in. Poor dear looked a little roughed up, must have gotten on the wrong side of a drunk. That's the problem with Roma sometimes... *Continues chatting*

Abrielle: [So the truth comes out. Now to make my excuse and find an assassino] I believe I would like some air--

Other lady: Oh no, Abrielle! You simply must stay! You always brush off parties to leave early, you shy little thing, you should learn to enjoy them!

Abrielle: [...Merde.] I think I really shou--

2nd lady: No, I won't hear of it Abrielle. Come meet some of the men, perhaps that will bring you out of your shell!

Abrielle: [... MERDEMERDEMERDE.]

(Are these ladies courtesans by any chance?)

what about the swearing ban robyn

(Andrew, she said merde, and that's not the way to spell that swear word, so I doubt that it'll count)

(No they are not courtesans. Abrielle is there specifically because the courtesans couldn't be. Also, I couldn't think of another word that would work in the situation, so I deliberately had her use the italian so that it didn't seem to be swearing at first glance.)

(I doubt that it'll matter)

(Meanwhile)
Luigi: Where is Abrielle? I've went nearly a week without a trace of news about Leonardo. That pezzo di merde conte would have time to murder him by now.

Abrielle: *Jogs up* Sorry for the wait. Da Vinci is indeed in the Conte's house. His wife is quite a chatterbox, and seems to believe I am now a dear friend of hers. *Pants*

Luigi: Bene, I'll head to his house now. Pray his wife doesn't think too badly of you.

Abrielle: The woman is surprisingly gullible in regards to my "frail health". It should be fine.

Luigi: Si, it will be. Now, if you don't mind, I have a house to liberate. *leaves in the shadows*.

Abrielle: Safety and peace.

Luigi: *Distantly* Sicurezza e pezzo Abrielle.

*sometime later*

Luigi: *Alright, I've found you Il Conte.*

Leonardo: AARRGH!!!

Luigi: Hold on Leonardo.

The Conte: H-how?! *Clears throat* You'll never find him, assassino! I made very certain of that!

*Distinct gagged-person noises coming from a closet in the the house's stables*

Luigi: Just watch me. *Kicks the count between the legs the leapfrogs off of him* I'm coming, Leonardo!

The Conte: *UTTER DEFEAT*

*Noises. They're still in that closet*

Luigi: *opens closet* Leonardo!

Leonardo: You must be..

Luigi: Save it and let's get out of here before Il Conte arrives. Ezio Auditore has something he's been meaning to ask you.

Luigi: *Notices paper spread around on the table* Uno momento, Leonardo. What are these?

Leonardo: These are the blueprints for my latest flying machine. The flying maching 3.0. I have designed it to be more controlable than the orignal flying machine. The wings of the previous flying machine could not be flapped, but the wings on this one can.

Luigi: And I see it has un cannone mounted on top of it. Do you regret designing this macchina (machine)?

Leonardo: Si.

Luigi: Ezio will want to know. Andiamo (let's go)! Let's get you to Isola Tiberina.

'The flying machine 3.0'? Seriously?
*has sent a letter regarding a holiday to some place which you can decide, im on a mission doing something you can also decide, involving whatever on earth you want it to as long as it sounds cool XP*
p.s. only just sent, should take a while to get there...

jet skiing in brazil

Quote From Andrew on January 10, 2012 at 07:59:59 PM

jet skiing in brazil

lol?maybe I made something like paragliding popular elsewhere or something? XD